Just to play devil's advocate, those Teuta players were probably getting MLS-level wages, and the money offered to them was probably too good to pass up.

"They are still far too high."

Don't judge me.

Bailiff: Boy, it's really coming down out there. Anyone know where I can find a shovel around here?

"Hernandez pulled up next to the BMW and said- What's up now (racial epitaph) before firing multiple shots, killing two and injuring a third."

"We don't believe him, he changes many things around here beside his draft board."

I see these things in dentist's offices all the time.

I feel like we're seeing the plot outline for the next Die Hard, What Do I Have To Do To Die Hard Around Here?

As an elder millennial a phrase I had to say often was, "can I have the negatives back?"

ports Illustrated has laid off all six of its remaining staff photographers.

[calls Sports Illustrated to cancel subscription]

"Our commitment to photography hasn't changed,"

Should have been you, Peter Kings salary.

$89B? What a moron! B is a letter.

I'm sure this will Qwell all the drama.

Wow, New England, even all of the goddamn oceans are against you.

Now Deadspin has a funny guy who tries to talk punting and a punting guy who tries to talk funny.

Bet they put a bounty on that third wife.

Sean Hannity is always talking about himself.

Looks like he should have taken an unplayable lie.