Drew, the end of football season bums me out, as it means one of your weekly contribution disappears for 7 months or so. Maybe two Funbags a week???

As someone who used to work insurance defense, his blackness will likely lead to a claim denial and subsequent litigation.*

"We would be shirking our duties..." He says this as though voting for the HOF has real world implications. This idiot and 45 others who write about a goddamn game get together once a year to talk about who gets in a goddamn club in some town in the Midwest...

I agree with the sentiment stated herein. As far as choking goes, I leave open my top button and keep a fairly loose not because if I button that top button and pull that not tight, I will feel as though I have completely sold out (I probably already have, but this way I can pretend I haven't).

Cholula is also a fine hot sauce.

"There is surveillance video showing the attendant taking the footballs from the official's locker room into another room at Gillette Stadium before bringing them out to the field, sources tell FOX Sports."

Older millennial here, too (1985). I bought a disposable camera (a goddamned disposable camera!) each year of college to snap a pic once every few weeks to get a flavor of the year. By my super-senior year, iPhones were just starting to appear on campus. I can't imagine the fuckery people I knew would have gotten…

I found "Blow" to be interesting, but Depp didn't do much to stand out in that role. I kinda liked the first "Pirates" movie. Since then, it seems every character he plays is some shitty variation of Jack Sparrow...

18 and 19 = teen (I think)

I really want an employee to put this to the test. I bet Constitutional Law professors are highly aroused by the possibility of such a situation.

He looks like the last photo on one of those "Faces of Meth" progressions. Jesus H...

As a Wings fan I got to watch him quite a bit. He was often frustrating with how much time he spent on his back/sides and I liked to blame that when things went poorly for him. What's crazy is that style is probably what made him so unique (and great). I seem to remember all kinds of saves where he would be on his…

Richard Nixon rose to the rank of POTUS. He was a scumbag. Just because a dude rises to a position of power doesn't mean he is above reproach...

Suh isn't a stupid person. He does stupid things on (and off) the field, but I don't think he is actually an unintelligent person.

Kanye West is insane. I don't believe "he gets it," but I also don't give a shit because I fucking love his music. I don't give a good goddamn what he says or does outside of music. When it comes to Kanye, I am strictly a consumer.

"One of the many problems Stan Van Gundy faced when he took over the Detroit Pistons was that he took over coaching the Detroit Pistons."

What's everyone's favorite drug?

As a JD, and licensed member of my state's respective bar, I am qualified to say that a JD should be well below being hit by a car. In fact, I would rather be hit by a car than be a lawyer.

Money!

I was a freshman at Western Michigan University. Oddly enough, my brotastic buddies got into a fight about a half after this game. Fights make for good entertainment.