Where do you live where it only costs $6 ($6!!!!) to see a goddamned movie?

Do yourself a favor and watch Kingpin.

Overpriced beers as a justification to prevent fans from "overindulging"? That is awfully goddamn convenient. And all this time I thought they were just gouging me...

Now THAT is goddamned clever!

Fruit beers aren't usually my style, BUT if one is so inclined to drink fruit beer, I would highly recommend Short's Soft Parade. I've heard rave reviews from those who enjoy this type of brew.

I've done dinner alone once or twice, but I'm terrified to do a movie alone. When I think about it, it should be the other way around. At dinner, you're alone for the world to see, but at the movies, once the movie starts it's dark and your situation becomes far less noticeable.

Lots of crimes here. Cooking bacon on Foreman Grill being right up there with the "pile." Lately, I've switched to baking it on a cookie sheet. Still gets that crispiness without all the grease splattering of cooking it on a frying pan (not a goddamned Foreman Grill).

Mostly Solid, but Cookies & Crème is ranked criminally low...

"SI's Oklahoma State fartbomb represented the moment when public opinion decided college football has far worse problems than its players."

After seeing this picture of Delonte West, Lebron's mom must be ashamed of herself. Did they also smoke meth together?

I should have pointed out that I hail from Grand Rapids (and attended Western Michigan University), so I'm kind of homer for those two beers. However, Two Hearted is easily the better of the two.

About 50 miles north of Kalamazoo, Founder's brews their Centennial IPA, and it goddamned spectacular, as well.

As a 29 year old, I fail to see the appeal of beer pong anymore. Even halfway through college I was over it. While I had many bro tendencies (and probably still have plenty), beer pong seemed way too bro for me...

Any insight on the status of the Fun Bag? It's the only thing that I don't totally hate about being at my shitty job on Tuesday afternoons...

Well done, goddammit, well done...

I feel like there's a good Gurley/Title IX joke in here somewhere, but I'm not smart enough to come up with one :/

RE: The coach vandalizing his own school. A buddy of mine and I always talked about how this would be a great way to get away with vandalizing your own school. We figured if you vandalize the school in the week leading up to the football game with our rival school, no one would suspect an inside job. We were pussies…

A few more injuries and a couple more violent assaults against women and children and soon half the league will be in need of a warm body at running back.

You beat me to it. Why the fuck didn't he go to the bathroom IMMEDIATELY after class?

Why the fuck did the "Email of the Week" guy go to lunch before attempting clean up?