Perhaps we are all more aware of the obsession due to stupid internet memes and the goddamned Atkins diet? As you said, I don't ever remember not totally fucking loving bacon...

Given that most University of Michigan fans never attended said university, I wonder if a lot of those people/younger people start gravitating to MSU.

Now you've gone too far.

I've always liked you Barry, and I often agree with your point of view. However, this statement is goddamn insane.

Your original list is pretty comprehensive, but I'm very surprise Blatz didn't make the cut. Just a good ol' fashioned cheap, shitty, American-assed beer.

Is it possible that Vegas uses sabermetrics in making their predictions? I know nothing about betting or statistics, but it seems like there could be some overlap.

I want Will Gordon's job. Any chance you guys will be firing him soon?

I've got my own recipe, but I'm gonna give this a try. As an aside, I like to dip/break up tortilla chips in my chili instead saltines/oysters. Is this blasphemy?

RE: Bats Attacking.

Disciplining a one year old is a goddamned oxymoron. Discipline presumes that a lesson will be learned from a punishment. There is no way in fuck a one year old has the cognitive abilities to understand being "disciplined." As a Lions fan, let's add this as another reason why my team sucks...

I think JB's monologue was mostly solid. However, when he said that saying "you throw like a girl" leads to beating women is a huge jump in logic/oversimplification. Other than that, I think CBS handled the situation pretty well.

Somebody in this situation is an asshole

"Ray Rice tape"

Why the hell is Brady Hoke calling in to local radio stations and claiming he's from Toledo?

Fuck people that use these terrible puns...

Thanks the gods he'll be headed to state known for its tolerance for homosexuals...

What's Wrong With Baseball?

Actual new car smell - not so good. However, I goddamn love the pine tree air freshener "New Car Smell." Black ice is also solid.

Actual new car smell - not so good. However, I goddamn love the pine tree air freshener "New Car Smell." Black ice is also solid.