Sure enough, as soon as Belichick walked in he sucked the air right out of the room.

Seriously I imagine this is the same shit they did in Russia, except their clause included death of course.

Come on, Boston. Inflate your chances of winning the bid by requiring your employees to spout a lot of hot air to avoid depressurizing your stature in the eyes of the IOC.

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And don't wear fucking sunglasses.

"Yeah, but was it free?"

NCAA investigators can only keep track of 20 cases at a time, using the 'Fingers & Toes' system taught at UNC.

UNC denies the report, but wonders if The Chronicle has any other reports...like maybe on communications or like Shakespeare. Maybe Othello?

I am sure the colleges are very disappointed. Student comes before athlete in "student athlete" showing how important student is IMHO.

Meanwhile, Packer fans are still waiting for Mike McCarthy's balls to show up.

Ugh.

Hold on Barry, you actually expect me to believe that the NFL knew about a problem and failed to act on it?

Trailer: "THIS IS NOT A TEST"
Cardale Jones: "Thank God."

It's almost like people don't understand that cheese and crackers can be expanded beyond this.

This isn't anything new. After Super Bowl XXV, Scott Norwood kept shaking his head and muttering "God hates FGs".

The Immaculate Interceptions

Absolutely zero snark from me on this story. This man's clearly a victim. Anyone who saw more than one Taken movie certainly didn't do so of their own volition.

So what you're saying is that football coverage is refreshingly devoit of the horseshit mountain of sanctimony baby boomer writers shovel onto the rotting carcass of MLB?

Hey Brad Johnson caught his own pass for a TD has Trent Differ ever done that? No because Brad Johnson is the only person to ever do that.