Who wants to read some internal emails that make the NCAA look incompetent, reactionary, and completely unable to justify its own authority?

so......did you like it or not?

What fucked-up ridiculous Pixie Stix eating technique are you using? It's not corn on the cob, man.

Rebuttal:

If all dogs go to heaven, why the hell would they be hanging around this Jets team?

Ballark is just a little off. There's definitely a history of iconic Jets players being haunted by spirits.

If they are not 0-5 after that game, I will throw my car keys into a river.

How the heck can they expect a man to celebrate a ping-pong championship without a little racket?!

Can you imagine people from any other point in past history hearing about the bullshit we claim in this post-food-scarcity industrial era? People all through history have been eating stuff like bark and seeds from duck shit to stay alive, and we've got SUV driving soccer moms posting shit on facebook between pilates…

"We want to keep him happy...."

"cheating, sex, boosters, drugs"

Because it uses small words, and few of them.

I saw him playing four games of chess at once in Central Park.

No need to look away. I'm sure Cubs fans are used to seeing errors by now.

Past Burfict: I had planned to go after the ankles of guys recovering from ankle injuries without anybody noticing.

Pursey Harvin

Will Will's will will will Will Will into the end zone.

Hey, I'll be the first to admit that this definitely surprised me considering the history of the University. Who would have thought that there was a Student Code at FSU?

"… he doesn't even know what I'm going to return it and do whatever I want to it and he'll still eat it. I might drop it on the ground. I might sprinkle dirt on it. I might even serve him Burger King onion rings."

I'm going to stick around in this comment thread, which is sure to be a rational and productive discussion that—