Reminds me a little of my dad's approach to gifts. The man is a big, bearded blue collar worker with a heavy accent who loves Diet Coke, his garage, and above all, being whimsical. I wrote a poem in my tweens about how he'd "give me the world if I asked", so for Christmas he got me a globe. One Christmas during…

"The snide comments and casual racism here is just ridiculous."

Congratulations. Emily is gonna grow up to be literally the worst.

Not a horror story, but amusing: I had a roommate who was once almost recruited for CIA's "unclassified projects." AKA spy material. She was fluent in Russian and had "interesting" contacts from a semester abroad. An unmarked car hung out outside our place of residence at all hours, and at weird hours someone would…

Oh please. I was everyone's 'worst roommate ever.'

he's so short and so much younger than me and i want him to be my tiny adorable arm candy.

Does he take requests? Can he do Star and In Touch next?

STOP BEING SO HANDSOME UGH DUMBNESS

You're only 23 Callie? High five! Well, technically I'm 24 now but it's only been a month (exactly a month today actually!) so I can just pretend I'm not if I get to be in the same club as you :)

I hope the music industry and her fans continue to support Kesha. I have always had a soft spot for her. I think it is admirable how honest she has been with her experience.

Thanks! The worst-when they fly up into a cape coat. ARRRGHHH!!!

sorry,i got distracted before I could finish:-)

"So one time, I was Bob's house. We were hanging out, licking ourselves, giving humans dirty looks who tried to pet us, flicking our tails—you know, typical boys night out. Then, out of the blue comes this puppy, just bailing around the corner. I start to freak out, but you'll never guess what Bob does! It's so funny,…

I believe this is not the last of these stories, Rebecca.

When I read that sentence, I imagined the cat spinning a yarn for some friends and fam that had been over and then the woman guessed the end or something and then the cat lost it's mind and I LOVED IT.

Did you get your project down so the electricity is not shut off? Nope. Sat here and stared at a gyrating delight. No regrets!

I appreciate a good jaw, and you nailed this one. (Well, not literally, I hope, because Mark might feel betrayed and then he won't marry you or get a slow loris.)