I once convinced a guy at a rave that the bass had stopped his heart (it was some HEAVY LOW bass) and that the bass was the only thing keeping his dead heart beating. I flounced off and thought nothing more of it.
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I'm sorry BebeLush, but I really feel compelled to disagree with this type of comment. I can't stand this girl for a lot of reasons. She absolutely makes me sick to my stomach. Her actions are indefensible. But no woman (or man!!!!), no matter their political, social or religious views deserves to have people calling…
Guys. GUYS. Who would you say is currently the number-one name in romance? Acceptable answers to that question…
I've been known to run shrieking from a falling leaf thinking it was a bastard wasp coming to end me.
Ever read a Yelp review and say, "Jesus, that's some asinine bullshit. I wish someone would make fun of that…
Even more exciting than Martin Sheen in that Moby thing? He'll be on a new Netflix show playing Sam Waterston's secret lover and they come out together after 20 years to get married to each other, shocking the hell out of their wives (who hate each other) played by Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin. Jed Bartlet macking on…
Dude, don't say his name...
"A MONGOOSE FOR EVERY BATHROOM"
In one of the most ill-advised and desperate moves in chain-restaurant history, T.G.I.Friday's is now offering…
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT????????
I'm only gonna eat half. The other half I'm going to rub all over my skin for moisturizer. Then I'll probably put whatever is left in the fridge to take for lunch at the office.
Here's the other reason I did a Foods That Should Not Exist: since this is the column that landed me this job, and a trip out of the nightmare that is the food industry, I thought it only fitting that my last full feature as a Recruit (other than next Monday's BCO) be a probably-overdue edition of Foods That Should…
Shane, please stop telling us about how great it is working at home with Google! I know it's the best job you've ever had but the rest of us are stuck here at Walmart putting "Some assembly required" stickers on 8-packs of chicken. Jesus.
And you enjoy your star!
And my Starbucks! Which I am getting back to just as soon as I finish starring your comment.
Okay, I can't really continue after this but I just wanted to let you know I have starred your previous comment.
ALL THE STARS FOR YOU FOR STARRING ME.
Please accept this star with my thanks.
Do you dive?
any snake that big has got to be a motherfuckin' horcrux. Christ...