Beyoncé and JayZ pulled a Bill Murray and surprised the holy hell out of a couple in Italy. Yoncé and Jay were on vacation in Portofino, Italy on Saturday when they stumbled upon a wedding (that really looks completely lovely, by the way). Via Us Weekly:
What can possibly go wrong?
Yeah, the bear was like "this guy is already dead...on the inside."
I guess the bear felt that letting a grown man live with "Baby" as his ring tone was greater torture than any the bear himself could possibly inflict.
I already said we are done here. Or do you need the last word too? #troll
THANK YOU. THANKYOU!!
I bought the Kindle Parasol Protectorate package deal and I have been binge reading for the past few days. Like staying up way later than I should binge reading.
I had a hilarious local lingo misunderstanding last week with someone on GroupThink. I had made a post called "Adventures in cottaging", about my visit to the family cottage in northern Ontario. Turns out "cottaging" means gay sex in public washrooms in other parts of the English speaking world. Then I brought…
I used to have a regular customer who wanted a "dry latte." So... a latte with extra foam? No. A cappuccino? No. Here's what she wanted:
Yeah no, that's not what "offensive" means. And no, they won't change anything. But you'll be fine because you clearly have plenty of exclamation points to comfort you.
OOOOOH SHIT THIS IS WHAT I LIVE FOR.
In the spirit of the GT Interviews and the 'getting to know you' posts, this is our first Groupthink mixed tape challenge.
Specialist, I need you to check your email. We're going to have you take a break from GT until you understand the space better. See my note for details.