What can possibly go wrong?

Yeah, the bear was like "this guy is already dead...on the inside."

I guess the bear felt that letting a grown man live with "Baby" as his ring tone was greater torture than any the bear himself could possibly inflict.

THANK YOU. THANKYOU!!

I bought the Kindle Parasol Protectorate package deal and I have been binge reading for the past few days. Like staying up way later than I should binge reading.

I had a hilarious local lingo misunderstanding last week with someone on GroupThink. I had made a post called "Adventures in cottaging", about my visit to the family cottage in northern Ontario. Turns out "cottaging" means gay sex in public washrooms in other parts of the English speaking world. Then I brought…

I used to have a regular customer who wanted a "dry latte." So... a latte with extra foam? No. A cappuccino? No. Here's what she wanted:

Yeah no, that's not what "offensive" means. And no, they won't change anything. But you'll be fine because you clearly have plenty of exclamation points to comfort you.

Nestle is massive in the US. Just not these sundae thingies.

These must not exist in Tennessee or else I'd be eating one right now.

What. I have the first book and haven't read it. Going to the top of the list!

"Binge-watching-size" made me LOL for real. Thank you for that! I plan to steal this and work it into conversation as soon as I can.

Sometimes I think Donna's the best. But then sometimes I think Andy's the best. Sometimes I want more Ben, other times more Jean Ralphio. MIXED FEELINGS.

I have mixed feelings about Parks & Rec, too... Sometimes I think it's pretty good, but then other times, I think it's awesome. And like, sometimes I think it's funny, but then other times, I think it's kind of sweet and touching. So I get you.

LOVE that series. And we get a new Curtsies book this fall!

Take it back! Those sundae cups are amazing! With the miniature tongue depressor spoon? YUM.