Oh my God you are just adorable. I'm going to go eat some salami to celebrate how adorable you are.
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My Mother is going out for dinner today...in England, where they celebrated Mother's Day in February. Best of all possible worlds!
My mom's favorite mother's day was a trip to magic mountain. Not because of the roller coasters, she hates them. Because she spent the entire day in the (empty) lodge reading a book while we ran around a completely empty amusement park and stayed out of her hair. Apparently Magic Mountain is a wildly inappropriate…
Mom, I know you read my work, so I'm writing you this letter here to say many things I have said before, but…
Did you know that if you rearrange the letters of Mark Jacobs name, and replace some letters with other letters, it will spell Illuminati?
Think about it.
I wish I was controlled by perv designer Marc Jacobs. I feel like the hog princess in these shitty clothes.
You know, Mark Jacobs must be totally exhausted controlling all these "puppets" he has. Guy probably needs a vacay.
MY EYES.
http://powderroom.jezebel.com/on-bell-hooks-…
Why does Jezebel ignore NinjaCate's post?
it was Order of the Pheonix that did me in. That's when things really start to get...
This doesn't have anything to do with the age of consent (which is already 17 in most states, including Texas, and 16 in some others). This has to do with teachers breaking the law and abusing positions of power.
Hey, Rowling's fortune is not victimless! She exploited my emotions...
She donates tons. She dropped off the billionaires list due to donations. And besides, at least she made her money fair and square, without exploiting anyone. I have a feeling the mega rich people who can say that aren't that many.
You know what would be an appropriate punishment...
Eh. She may be late to the party, but better late than never.
I think it's difficult for most people to admit their ignorance the way that Kim Kardashian has with regard to racism. I don't understand the instinct to mock someone for this. Thinking that these issues are everyone else's problem is not actually that uncommon, especially for this generation. So good for her for…
Disclaimer: I know next to nothing about Kim Kardashian, other than what I occasionally read here.
Oh, THAT kind of coke. I kept thinking "but how would you get it in your nose after you fried it?"
They taste like hatred capsules.