Jesus Tapdancing Christ, my article IS a blog post. That's what Jezebel is: a blog.

As a Chicagoan? Living in a city where a police officer shut his own bar down because there were too many black people in it?

We have too many examples of the police just not giving a crap about people with less money and darker skin to pretend that wasn't a factor any more.

Oh, Ryan Lochte, you are gorgeous from the neck down. He really is an idiot, though.

I am a flight attendant, and a friend of mine worked on his flight from MEM to DFW and then an acquaintance flew with him from DFW to LHR. He was seated next to all of his security. My friend asked the security about him sitting in coach, and his guard said that he always sat in coach because it allowed him to blend…

George will not be making this a royal habit.

He and Harry sometimes fly in economy class for private travel to keep the security costs down. The bodyguards have to travel in the same cabin, which gets expensive if everyone is in business or first class.

I won't argue that her stomach looks attractive, but I think it's disingenuous to praise people's dramatic weight loss while hiding what a body that's lost that amount of weight actually looks like.

An "Alien egg sac"? Giorgio Tsoukalos is that you?!?

She lost a 170 lbs. Who cares if she has loose skin? The kind of dedication it takes to lose that much weight makes it a greater accomplishment than most people will ever experience. In short, you can take your judgmental attitude and fuck right off.

If that were truly the case, wouldn't the boycott would have started prior to the recent adoption of Sharia law?

I think it was last year this American guy wrote an editorial lamenting that he couldn't carry his concealed handgun in Canada because of a harrowing incident which occurred when he was on vacation there with his wife. What was this life threatening incident? He and his wife were walking in a park near Calgary and a…

John the Baptist cried out in the wilderness and people went out to listen to him. This guy cried out in the middle of the town square and everyone left. I don't know about you, but I'd say that's a clear hint from God.

I dunno, I think I might vacuum in it. Take out the trash. Get groceries.

"Sorry for my language. I just can't deal with this."

That is just straight-up terrifying. If I saw a group of men with assault rifles in a public place, I wouldn't even assume it was an armed robbery, I'd assume it was a planned mass shooting.

Hah. You do realize I've been a regular commenter on here now for like 4 or so years, right?

So you've probably really only seen footage of one part of one street.

Only the pure women don't have their faces eaten by meth users.