As a fellow Canadian, not sure why you think living in Canada clears you of poor form, as we still have the same tipping culture. If you don't tip bc of bad service, that's one thing, but your comment implies that the extra wages we make here are covering some extra cost (like your manners).

I support rolling tips into the menu. I don't eat out a lot, but I don't recall ever having bad service. I don't tip less if service is slow because the place is busy, and I treat a slight mistake in an order as a slight mistake and not a personal affront. The only people I know who routinely complain about bad…

A pack of men, whose presence you do not want, following you with cameras, screaming at you? Yep, that would make me feel totes safe.

Not necessarily. Case in point: Princess Diana.

Singer, Woody Allen, Polanski and Jeffrey Jones should all be sharing a cell.

She's the hardest working actress in the world.

Best. Tattoo. Ever!

Fun fact: Astley was my first legit pop star crush. I am not ashamed of that anymore like I was that time in 1988 when my friend saw a notebook filled with pictures of Astley I cut out of magazines I had in my locker and said "ewww you like this guy ugh he sucks" and I had to pretend like I found it on the bus. I LOVE…

Would it be rude for me to say I want him to be my patronus? Like, I could cast a spell and the spirit of Johnny Weir would just appear and spin kick haters in the face? I feel better just imaging it.

It means anything that a replica of a horse or other animal is glued to.

You definitely just created his next reality series.

How is it even possible for Johnny Weir to be so perfect? He needs to open a charm school or something. I wanna get Weir'd!

My friends 12 year old sister broke up with someone by saying "Want to see a magic trick? POOF, you're single." Why wasn't I that clever when I was 12?

I would get divorced and remarried to have that.

Jesus H. Chris, pluquaa. I'm just trying to decide if you were drunk when you left this comment or not drunk enough.

From the picture, for a second I thought the bun was a Krispy Kreme. I feel like I'm questioning their commitment to Sparkle Motion now that I know it's just a regular bun.

I would be nervous about eating at a buffet restaurant for $4.

It's actually worse than that. Turtlenecks - at the beach. The disconnect/break with reality factor is strong with this one.