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You're back! New title, same delusions!

I too worship at the Alter of St Maslany

It's the first three gifs that pretty much explains the joys of the shows- three characters, all looking completely different, all played by the same person. Plus, just from the shots you can tell what Sarah's like and what Alison's like and even if you don't quite get that from Cosima, there is no other character on

What's more important about the photo of Rachel McAdams is that she is wearing CBC shirt! Represent, girl!

#CBCforeva

In my grandparents' bathroom. Disturbing, I know, but not all that scandalous? It gets worse.

my old boss let me "work from home" after a bad breakup. the day I came in and went to her desk to tell her of said break up, she said, "can you make it to lunch?" i did and then she took me to lunch and got me REAL drunk while telling me how awesome I was. she was seriously the best boss ever.

I am pleased that I have found another who appreciates the majesty of B.D. Wong.

oh my god...Allison? I thought for sure he was going to wake up and kill us both

In a newsroom during a Category 3 hurricane. A years ago I worked as a reporter at a small newspaper in south Louisiana. It was part of a prominent chain of newspapers that attracted young kids from around the country with dreams of ladder climbing to the flagship paper, so we were all young and pretty fresh out of

so i'm at the zoo with this girl i had been seeing and she is way into the idea of doing it at the zoo. we start making out in a corner of the reptile house, which was nice because it's dark and sexy. so we're pretty revved up, and right outside the reptile house we find one of those virtual reality rollercoaster

My buddy had just come back from his second tour in Iraq. We were stuck in heavy traffic on a raised drawbridge, so to pass the time, I ate his asshole like a leap-year kid with a birthday cake BECAUSE I AM A FUCKING PATRIOT.

This is like the Bizarro version of #WellActually commenters. I don't fucking get it.

From the last fucking link I posted: "The waiter, Aruj Dhawan, notes: "A stranger comes in and drops a thousand dollars...I was just really thankful."

What restaurant did you work at? I'd like proof that this happened.

Oh, Christ, shut up already. You don't want to believe it? Don't! Apparently you need to take a trip to the damn bank with these people to thinks it's true. As much as you don't have 100% proof these servers got the tips, you have provided no proof they haven't.

You really didn't click the links, did you? When this first started, Eater looked into this and found that they had communicated with the credit card companies about it beforehand. There was one instance where the company did put a hold on a server's tip, but a couple of phone calls and a day resolved the issue and

Dear Assholish Customers Who Leave That Fake Money That Turns Out To Be Tracts Crap,

Jesus is a high roller.