Ooooh, please do! I've never read any True Blood or Southern Vampire Mysteries fanfic so I wouldn't know where to start.

YES, A THOUSAND TIMES YES. And Lafayette would say 'Hookah' or 'What the fuck you smoking, Jason Stackhouse? Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit.' Now we need to find someone appropriately talented in True Blood fandom and make them write it.

I REALLY WANNA MAKE THIS INTO A FANFIC. Seriously. Hoyt + Deer + Jason + Summer = Brilliance. Maybe Maxine pops by! Maybe Lafayette does a shift. Sookie stops in and chides Jason for something or other. IT COULD BE EPIC.

Oh yeah. And it would prompt Hoyt's 'WTF, Jason? Could you stop talking now?' face. And then Summer would swing by with her strawberry prerservs.

Yes! Can't you just see Jason saying something profound and yet completely idiotic about deer?

GODDAMMIT, MARK. I'M GOING TO SEND YOUR RING BACK TO JARED'S.

Dude, that construction worker is totally channeling Hoyt Fortenberry.

They are! I'm so excited for the Custard Protocol! 2015!!!

The comics are amazing but they've stopped them now which makes me so sad, so we only get 3 :(

Indeed. WE LOVE YOU, DEBORAH! Don't fear us!!! <3

OMG. I've actually read these and LOVE THEM. Brain fail.

I love the audiobooks!

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD. That is amazing.

0.5/10. Come back when you've read the books and try again.

LOVE IS DEAD. BRB DROWNING MY SORROWS

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Tell that to hysterical Victorian women.

Our credit card bills are going to be so high this month, Mark.

It is amazing. Soulless by Gail Carriger. BUY IT NOW! But not from Amazon because they're really fucking her over for her new books.