I LOVE ALL OF THIS.

Yeah, I have a box of sugar-free peanut M&Ms downstairs that I'm going to have to eat one every 2 days. :(

You're welcome! Every day is a better day with a little Kenzi.

No, this was when I was an undergrad, back in 2001. Loooong before Ford.

Other Canadians have told me this.

That's true, but everyone says Toronto is like half-America, right? So maybe we're New York or something.

I live in Toronto which, as everyone knows, is the most American part of Canada.

YOU SHOULD APOLOGIZE. I will now create the greatest true Woodland-themed coffee chain OF ALL TIME.

That is totally misleading and not Woodland-themed at all!

There is a Woodland-Themed Chain of Coffee Shops? I need to know more about this magical place.

SUGAR ALCOHOLS STRIKE AGAIN.

I live near 3 gelato shops, a Baskin Robbins, 2 froyo places, a smoothie place and a specialty GF cupcake store.

I'm going to post my favourite youtube video here because CHARTER OF RIGHTS AND FREEDOMS, BITCHES.

They have a cereal:

*golf claps*

But if she wants to be taken seriously, it's not going to work! She's gotta start thinking long term!

I love that the author of the cult article's name is Lacy Looney. You need a better nom de plume, hon.

When I was in Belgium, there was Nutella (well, their version of it) on the table with the peanut butter & jam to use on toast. Naturally, because we were teenagers, we all gorged ourselves on the Nutella.

Tapioca always reminds me of Sue Hawk from Survivor. Oh the memories. Snakes, rats, tapioca.