Thank you, my Nolan!

Oh, Victoria.

Thank you.

I was the newest arrival in the Hamptons. By all appearances, I'm a friendly and sophisticated "girl next door," but with a dark family history, I'm anything but what I seem. Seventeen years ago, my father was framed for a crime by neighbors he trusted, and sentenced to life. I never saw my father again, and spent my…

I love how intense Alex looks with that basket. Is he going to take the basket outside and kill it or make hot sexy sexy with it? NO ONE KNOWS!

He does the tall person slouch, which so many tall people do instinctively. I understand doing it IRL, but dude, Eric has no shame and is a glorious vampire. STAND TALL.

Beeehl is very tiny compared to Joe & Alex. They're both giants. I love the episode in season 2 in Godric's house because Alex is just SO MUCH TALLER THAN EVERYONE ELSE. It's pretty awesome.

All movies should be Joe Manganiello stripping or being a studly werebeast of a man in flannel.

I really hope Big Dick Richie gets a lot more screen time and a really tragic backstory.

He's a beautiful man-nymph. Loved him on Party Down too.

ONE OF US. ONE OF US.

Aw damn! Welcome to the good ship!

I <3 DICK TOO!

Weevil is the best. Weevil & Mac were my favourite characters with Dick in a close third.

Woohoo!

Dodai, were you a Veronica/Weevil fan too?

Balut! I've sadly seen people trying to eat it many times because of the glories of the Survivor food challenge. Shudder shudder shudder.

He starred in the only Esperanto-language film! He's the hostest with the mostest!

William Shatner can host!