Well, it is Survivor. They generally don't arrive with the scruff, but acquire it.

I think Survivor!Malcolm has a bit more impressive hair flipping capabilities:

Watch his speech from the Independent Spirit Awards on Saturday. He was high as a kite, I swear to god. This speech made some kind of sense.

That's shiny :)

Who plays Lip in the US version? I loved Lip in the UK version, but he turned out to be an idiot as a person, which is disappointing.

And then they had to pour the coffee over themselves. Ugh. So gross. But so worth it.

I've never thought of sausage patty as a sexual thing...

My dad never said this exactly, but when I was older, he said 'well, that's how we were disciplined' and 'I didn't know any better'.

As long as she and Josh remain bestest buddies, they can spend their lives ranching cats in Kentucky for all I care. A long break will be a nice treat for her.

It's a Doug day. Par for the course.

Well, probably, since her dad was never around. I mean, he and her mom left her to raise Skipper alone. She has to have some sort of emotional fallout from that. But she hides it so well, don't you think? Always with a smile on her face.

I dunno, I think Ken's really lost his way. He's just so used to looking pretty and having people gush over him and now that they don't, it's very difficult.

Plus she has to raise Skipper because her parents are complete flakes! She's basically a super-genius single-mom.

President Barbie? Yeah, she's definitely doing it wrong!

Also will you marry me because you sang Sondheim and I love Sondheim and we should stop making a big deal of the little things, cause I got big deals and I got little things, we should get married, we should get carried away!