I really liked watching Being Johnny Weir because it outlined how much he had to pay for everything and how much work goes into figure skating with very little payout. You really have to love it.

YESSSS.

Could you adopt me? I will dress up as whatever Lannister you wish for Halloween or just Friday nights of funning.

My BFF is an Egyptologist working in the UK. I imagine her reaction to this will be something like this:

Oh yay! I've been worried about Patrick because of all the pressure on him. Glad to see he's doing well so far.

I like this. We can also use 'Kale you, you kale eater!'

Broccoli is polygamous and that's none of your business. CONSENTING FOODSTUFFS.

Hey, don't you bring Broccoli into this. Broccoli is not slutty. No one has ever divorced over Broccoli. She's a hardworking vegetable and she doesn't deserve your crap.

Kale deserves shaming! It's the sluttiest vegetable!

Yay!

That's a firing offense.

YES!

Olympians! Queering us all! YOU CAN'T WIN, PUTIN. YOU CAN'T WIN!

I know! And we haven't even gotten to the hockey skaters yet!

We're fabulous!

I think I've only seen one interview from Sochi from Alexandre so far. And he was only 22 in Vancouver. 22! So well spoken in 2 languages!

All our athletes in general seem to be very close with their families, or at least the ones I've seen profiled by the CBC.

Yeah! We have sexy wildling sex, baby!

Yeah. It's like 'I'm sorry, could you be any more wonderful?' and you know, he probably adopts orphaned puppies and kittens or something as well. It's ridiculous.

KALIST PROPOGANDA!