We won a lot actually. Ice dance, men's & women's hockey, a few skiing and speed skating events. 26 gold medals total, I think?

Isn't it amazing?

I love that Kale broke up a relationship.

I love a good winter coat. And some winter toques really bring out your facial features: like I have some (funnily enough) older Team Canada toques that highlight my cheekbones.

Yeah. We were all disappointed. I don't think he got a date from anyone else from our program after that.

It was when he was putting his dick in her. He did the Cosby impression while entering. And then I think he did it again to warn her of his impending orgasm.

Yeah, the team's been awesome so far. I think Vancouver really helped add a lot of money to the sports.

Pretty sure we did win them. We'll be winning these too. Or coming second to Norway because fuck, does every baby get a pair of skis in Norway?

You caught us! We're not nice at all! We pretend to be nice and then we fuck everyone up at the Winter Olympics with our sexy thighs and gold medals. Yeah baby!

Yeah, I don't think it's on anything official in Canada. Each athlete has a different helmet and he probably thought it was cool. It's pretty much the only part of their outfit they can customize, I think. The Canadian who got silver had a big gold maple leaf on his, for example.

Oh good! I will look for it.

Yeah, I just found that picture, but he seems pretty randy.

He reminds me of this superhot guy in my program who everyone wanted to bang. One girl had sex with him and then confessed she couldn't look him in the face afterwards because he did a Bill Cosby impression in bed. BILL COSBY.

He is cute too!

Yes, I think that's what it's supposed to be. There's a lot of Cyrillic-style fonts on gear, even though it makes no sense.

I know! I mean, I'm sure she's lovely, but WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF US? WE ALL WANT A PIECE!

PLEASE TELL ME IF YOU SEE HIM IN AN AIRPORT YOU WILL DO THIS.

Except he's engaged. I found that out from the last photo

I haven't even touched half our athletes or showed off our sexy ladies!

Americans, have your sex idiots. We'll keep our sexy intelligent Olympians here in Canada. They can speak French and English.