He reminds me of this superhot guy in my program who everyone wanted to bang. One girl had sex with him and then confessed she couldn't look him in the face afterwards because he did a Bill Cosby impression in bed. BILL COSBY.

He is cute too!

Yes, I think that's what it's supposed to be. There's a lot of Cyrillic-style fonts on gear, even though it makes no sense.

I know! I mean, I'm sure she's lovely, but WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF US? WE ALL WANT A PIECE!

PLEASE TELL ME IF YOU SEE HIM IN AN AIRPORT YOU WILL DO THIS.

Except he's engaged. I found that out from the last photo

I haven't even touched half our athletes or showed off our sexy ladies!

Americans, have your sex idiots. We'll keep our sexy intelligent Olympians here in Canada. They can speak French and English.

I don't know this publication either, but it broke the story about Lance Armstrong's drug use, so people are giving it some credit.

If I could be transported into the Burrow and live with the Weasleys for the rest of my life, I would die a happy woman. I don't even care if I could do magic. I love love love the Weasleys and the Burrow and everything about that family.

I'm not saying Davis and White aren't deserving, but the fact that the American and Russian federations have allegedly been conspiring to keep Virtue and Moir from the gold is upsetting because it has happened many times before. The fact that the IOC is not investigating this days before they're going to skate is even…

Oh yes! Or singing in the rain!

OMG Yes.

When my mom and I saw that the first time we screamed and my dad came running. That routine is amazing.

We need to pitch in on a Victorian together. I'll steampunk up my wing and then we can have formal dinners by candlelight.

OMG It's the Burrow but fancy!

I want to buy a classy Victorian home in the Annex and steampunk it up like the fine folks behind ModVic.

I'm super bitter. I was so excited when Canada finally won the gold in 2010 and now they're all 'nope nope nope'? Fuckers.

I want these videos.

So blatantly. I'm pissed that the allegations about the Americans & Russians working to keep the Canadians from defending their gold are not being investigated.