PEETA ORANGE!

SPOILER ALERT: It's the same couple. Canadians Bourne & Kraatz who were kept off the podium for years by European judges. They retired after finally winning a World Championship but they should have won a few and some Olympic Championships too.

I wanted to marry Victor Kraatz when I was a kid.

You know what's sexy?

SPACE NUNS!

Gaenor is a name I've loved since I saw the Welsh film Solomon & Gaenor back in 1999 at a film festival. It's also the name I plan to perform under when I finally get back to singing.

It was several years ago, so he's doing better now, but he's never going to be fully okay, having sustained that many injuries, you know? I mean, my aunt called my mom before they flew down when he was in the hospital and they didn't know if he was going to make it through surgery, so he was very lucky.

California insurance! My cousin was riding his motorcycle when a woman made an illegal turn and drove into him. He pretty much broke every single bone on the left side of his body. He's self-employed so he didn't have enough health insurance and the woman who ran into him? She was visiting family and was allowed to…

What did Colin Firth do? There's not need to drag Mr. Darcy into this!

I WANT ALL THE DASCHUNDS! ALL OF THEM!

My friend did this. Her mother wanted her to wear a more traditional dress and she wanted to wear a less traditional one that she'd already bought. So they compromised. She wore the dress her mom wanted (and paid for) for the short ceremony and pictures and wore the dress she wanted for the reception.

It's completely true. I miss singing professionally so much. I miss creating something incredible and imperfect. I miss living in the moment.

I WANT ONE OF EVERYTHING FOR MY CANADIAN ICE PALACE WALK-IN CLOSET.

OH MY GOD, this is magical.

It's Fuck it Friday, Burt! No worries. :D

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I have the face yoga app on my phone. I was hoping it would help me relax my face but it's all about tightening your facial muscles so you look better. Urgh.

Oooh, maybe you can send her a care package!!!

Excellent.

That's totally possible. I was thinking she might be in some sort of spanx type outfit to hold everything in place.