Yeah, but when you're hoping to get with a hot young nurse, it puts a damper on the situation.

You're being dismissive and insulting of those who don't share your music preferences. I know who slipknot is. I don't like clowns.

Oh, you're a troll. Gotcha.

It does! And even if it didn't, Kinja's been taking the piss for the past 2-3 days. Most of my comments have ETA: OH FUCK YOU KINJA! on them.

OH MY. I think I'd die too.

You need to start compiling these words and make like an app or something. Because you never know when you need a German compound noun.

No, thankfully!

Ugh this. My dad had to do this when he was a single man in his 20s and surrounded by cute young nurses telling him to fart, asking if he'd farted.

Yeah. I would just say 'omigod I love you' on a constant loop until he ran away or I passed out. Whichever happens first!

Ladies and gentlemen,

*sniffle*

I HAVE NOT SEEN THIS.

It was enjoyable until Madonna came out. Fucking Madonna.

I thought it was more about the 'OMG we're so in love that doing dishes together is fun! Yay love!' although you know they have a staff for their dishes.

Thank you! You are also great!

I like partition too!

OH I WILL HAPPILY NEVER ATTEND THAT PARTY. EVER.

The videos are AMAZING. Flawless & Haunted are probably my favourites but there are SO MANY that it's hard to choose.

Why do people say things like that? To their spouse? I hope his actual bedroom talk is better because that is not good. Not good at all.