He is definitely fantasy worthy! My parents already love him, so I've won half the war ;)

I did consider petitioning Nathan Fillion to narrate the Richard Castle audiobooks, though. That would have been awesome.

I don't think he has.

He says that? That's...unappealing.

Give it a few months and every major city will have SURFBOARDT *fitness* lessons. Like strippercize.

You're welcome!

I don't know how people listen to audiobooks of erotica. I've woken up in the middle of the night to Sookie Stackhouse's sex with Eric/whomever and felt incredibly uncomfortable. I think it's when the orgasm sounds are vocalized. Or when there are lines like 'That looks painful. Do you want me to nurse it?'

That's so mean! Poor Josh.

Josh gives excellent feels. I've been having them for years.

Yep. GIRD YOUR LOINS.

I believe he's done audiobooks.

He's so hot! And he created a LGBTQ teen advocacy group! I mean, how could you not be a little in love with him, right?

I've seen men in kilts, but they weren't Scottish so I don't think they counted.

SURFBOART always makes me giggle because it's just an inherently un-sexy word to me. So this song gives me the giggles. But yes it was good although I would have preferred to see Haunted or Flawless, personally.

But they didn't bleep out Surfboart and all the references to her having sex in a bathtub.

I know what you're doing in your kitchen.

This sounds like a job for...

Yeah, I was like 'they're bleeping about being in a kitchen doing dishes? Is that a sex thing now?'

THANKS FOR THE NIGHTMARES, BURT.

Thank you, kind sir/ma'am!