Yes, you could have been a touch more mysterious. He is a really good writer, but most personal accounts seem to support the fact that he's a dick, which is sad, because I love some of his stuff but I don't like financially supporting assholes, you know?

NEIL GAIMAN

Bram is such a dickbag. I remember seeing them perform at city hall in Toronto for Christmas when I was a kid. As we were leaving, he was walking in front of us and swearing up a storm. My friend has a similar experience somewhere else.

Yeah, that just seems like something he'd do on the regular.

Thank you! Despite his best efforts, Ford has not managed to make our fabulous city into a festering cesspool.

NO WAI! Did the Pope stumble into your grandpa? DOES MY DAD KNOW YOUR GRANDPA?

"But I'm your friend!"

Noooooooooo!

Were the people who made this on his crack? My brain!

WHY? JEZEBEL IS MY SAFE PLACE, GUYZZZZ. NO FORD BS HERE PLEASE.

That's pretty amazing, though. I wish he'd written diaries or something, just to get another perspective on her.

TELL ME MORE

I am SO watching this. I got to play Lizzie Borden in high school (I forget the name of the play) but seriously? Greatest role. Also, I think there were lesbian undertones with her actress friend? IDK.

I WON TICKETS TO A SCREENING OF CATCHING FIRE ON TUESDAY AND I'M SO EXCITED.

I don't know, but he's in the Hunger Games and The Kids Are Alright.

Seconded. It's more 'authentic'.

Oh definitely! But I'm being all 'realistic' over here. If I actually met him, I would not be able to verbalize enough for him to think anything other than "weird lady, I'm going to sign this and run!".

Yeah, I've got about 12 years on him, so I'm loving from a respectful distance.

OMG I forgot about Driver!