Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-hahrrrrummpphhh! Steven Pinker. That’s funny. Read more
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ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Read more
I tried to get a slogan written across my dick and...well, never mind. Read more
Miller: A lot o’ people don’t realize what’s really going on. They view life as a bunch o’ unconnected incidents ‘n things. They don’t realize that there’s this, like, lattice o’ coincidence that lays on top o’ everything. Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you’re thinkin’ about a plate o’ shrimp.… Read more
Klinsmann is perfectly American now. Read more
Enjoy the air! Read more
Dear Mr. Nagy, Read more
Also, “I’m not a fuck-pig. I’m calling the cops” rather than “Dude, we got some chick passed out upstairs!”. Read more
You get it. Read more
Up periscope! Read more
Do you know James, Masshole and the gay/drunk Patriots dude? Read more
This ‘combine’ shit is just a modern version of slave auctions. No, I’m not sorry to kill you big black dig tittering buzz. Read more
Not to worry, diabetes will come for him. Not now, not tomorrow, but soon. Soon my pet, soon. Read more
Similarly in Boner Misnomer news, “mild” mental retardation still puts a subject in the 2nd percentile if the normal curve means anything. Read more
I would humbly suggest a “Thunderdome” situation. That way we might get the porn star and wrestling champion we deserve. Read more
After reading your comment, I’m not sure. Read more
21 million....21....million. Read more
my wife had a tibial plateau fracture...nasty. i’m sure the injury hurt too... Read more
Don’t waste your time
Learning Klingon
It ain’t no use
Escape while you can
Escape while you can Read more