Don Henley must die/Don’t let him get back with Glenn Fryre-Mojo Nixon.

35 year old man feels “old age encrouching,” “doesn’t want to be old”. Call the Whaaambulance immediately.

Thank you for saying this. I work with public defenders regularly. They are often the most knowledgable when it comes to mental health issues and the court (second is prosecutors, distant third is judges). Sometimes, we are all lucky enough to have a specialized mental health court. I realize this isn’t a ‘mental…

‘Surge pricing’ is fucktard Capatalist gauging. And further more, pedantic asshole, the price of the ER versus another clinic is not the issue. It’s a great argument because if you went to the ER and were gauged you’d be crying to your momma on this website. Game, set, match, bitch.

I’m so glad you didn’t actually call me a ‘moron’ but used an adjective instead. Now I can get on with my life.

What if you went to the ER on Saturday night and the price went up five or six times?

When these things happen, there is always someone watching. It’s complicated why and how they remain watching and something else like speaking or acting. I think Sandusky’s wife is a classic case of how rigid that position can be. Only she can decide how to play it from here out.

You know Quaalude and GBH and Roofies you Vixens
Kit Kat the Mickey and Easy Lay so Blitzen,
But do you recall?
Anything at all?

Pussies!

Add that to the list of great band names: Uppity Cracker Cops.

Employees of the Whole Foods in Berkeley have traditionally had a lot of hepatitis.

Yes, you mentioned it, but #1 is in a different class altogether. That is some fucked-up shit.

I wish I could star this more.

He’s having his jollies.

Hey, there’s other shit you might like that existed before you existed, like Shakespeare and shit.

Being an actor means you can get drunk and urinate in public, in airplanes even if you like.

I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It’s alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I’m real.

Is it me, or is Clinton thinking about what she’d be like in bed?

Histrionic!

Shape and form alright!