Trump is pissed because he’s had to stay in the White House for more than 5 consecutive days. He’s willing to feed people false hope and placebos just so he can get back to golfing and racist rallies.

4. Listen to science and listen to doctors. Right? They’ve got your back.

Seize it AND guillotine him. It’s time to quit tolerating this shit.

Meanwhile, Trump wants to end the lockdown which would further overwhelm the health care system due to a higher number of cases more quickly.

The US government has gone full on clown mode.

Is no one going to call bullshit on them using the same name for their parody Avengers team as Rick & Morty?

The funny part about conservatives trying to be funny is that they keep trying.

Answer: Thoughts and Prayers

The Trump Budget announced today is atrocious. $800 billion in cuts to Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid. Drastic cuts to environmental protection and the total elimination of advanced clean energy research. No real plan to deal with deficits or debt. All around a travesty.

At this point, I don’t give a rats ass who wins the nomination. All I care about is that ALL democrats suck it up and VOTE FOR THE EVENTUAL DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE! Don’t take your ball and run home to whine because your candidate with a great idea on some fringe social issue didn’t get the nominee. Don’t give an…

I’m still leaning towards Russian intelligence having kompromat on Graham. That flip on Trump, from “danger to civilization” to “Lord God and Savior” was almost literally overnight and complete. I’ve always suspected he got a call along the lines of “Comrade, your voters may accept gay - but will they accept a video…

Sounds like they are really workin on kraken that code. 

I normally avoid watching video of him but this one really put a smile on my face. The evidence of his cognitive decline is getting harder to ignore. He can’t pronounce basic words, the slurring and dry mouth, his obvious balance issues (dude was holding on to that podium like it was a teenage beauty contestant),…

Note to conservative pundits, Fox News Junkies, MAGA Cult members and soulless GOP assholes, when Adderall is trending after the man you all blindly worship has given a “speech” you may want to re-evaluate things. Oh not to mention all the words this bloated sack of shit mispronounced and likely doesn’t know the…

No, that would be sugar. 

About half of America decided that an aspiring authoritarian was preferable to a centrist. I’m sure we won’t make that mistake again.

And to think, all the money the fossil fuel industry has spent fighting its own obsolescence would put us most of the way down the path to having sustainable energy systems.

Remember when it came out that the RNC was also hacked? And remember how none of those emails were released? And remember how some GOP members didn’t like Trump and now they’re adamant about defending him?

OMG: Rey is related to Khan!

Nope. He’s just an idiot. Someone that was born on third base in life, but thinks they hit a triple.