These days, I frequently feel like Chidi right after he finds out about the afterlife and Jeremy Bearimy. Like, nihilism must be the way because this gaping asshole just keeps getting his dick sucked and his ego stroked by lemmings who invoke Lincoln and Jesus in the same breath. This broke me. Lolnothingmatters…

Only an idiot would give them $5 a month.

“The image of the Invisible Man in the floating trench coat and the floating sunglasses is one that is clearly etched into the public consciousness,” Whannell told EW. “I wanted to kind of get away from that and make something that was really modern, really grounded, or as grounded as you can be when you’re dealing…

Please stop supporting Blizzard by writing them promotional articles.

I don’t think one single person would be sad if he died. Melania would just go spend money.

Twitter will no longer run political ads.

F-bombs

Remember Obama’s press conference after Bin Laden? The first words out of his mouth were: “We got him.”

Never has a man so richly deserved a crippling stroke/heart attack/brick to the head. Well unless you count Mitch Mcturtleface.

It also sucks to not support free speach 

Especially since he barely knows most of them

Even if he did mean it, is anyone really going to condemn him at this point? Again, I’ve said it numerous times now, I’m pretty certain Donald could outright murder a minority on live television, and the GOP would come running to his defense, stating it was the minority’s fault.

Nothing. But it still astounds me that previous politicians have had their entire legacies defined by the kind of gaffes and deliberate behavior that Trump does every single day.

The racist is the most fragile and insecure snowflake of all.

There can only be one Mike Pence.

White House Acting Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney confirmed during a press conference that, contrary to Donald Trump’s many, many denials, the Trump administration did in fact hold up aid to Ukraine to force them to investigate the Democrats.

This is where we are as a nation: One of the most respected, important members of Congress has passed away and people are scared of what the *president may say about him. We know the GOP are a collection of spineless losers but they too should keep Elijah Cummings name out of their mouths. The man stood up on…

Real tears for a real hero. RIP Elijah Cummings.