She’s dead and it’s taking a while to find, coerce and modify another woman to take her place.

I’m not even Japanese and I’m baffled by the pants.

So, a joke about turning lies into eyeshadow is a disgusting insult to “a wife and mother” but making racist comparisons and repeating anti-semitic conspiracy theories is just raunchy fun? Just trying to keep up with where conservatives have the line drawn today...

As I understand it, Ivanka’s brand will be mass produced in China using the Central American child labor that ICE “lost.”

I’m sorry but Roseanne Barr is the last person to be commenting on anyone’s physical appearance. God knows how much money she’s spent over the years on having work done to try and convince people that she’s not just a fat, ugly toad.

No, sir, they’re shouting Booo-liani! Booo-liani!

She’s a Huckabee so the answer to “Does she have any integrity?” is “Never Had It.”

Oliver North is a literal traitor that should have been hanged 30 years ago.

What, I thought you loved the Second Amendment so much you fucked it to flaccid dusty orgasm every night?

I never really needed the multiplayer. I’ve always just liked wandering about and taking cool photos.

Republicans who will not impeach this person are the worst traitors in the history of the world.

Why did he do it? It’s quite simply, really.

9: Don’t force a conversation with the person next to you if they are trying to ignore you and everyone else.

Not to mention that additional tonnage of Cadet Bone Spurs. Nothing will move that vehicle off the ground.

Will the children recieve striped pajamas with a cute little star on them?

Has the DOJ contracted with Hugo Boss for the guards’ uniforms? (Presumably they still have the patterns in their archives)

We will look back on this and decide that this is how we became an interstellar species... Because we wanted to get away from these backward idiotic fucks.

At least it will be easy to tell who the shitty fucking moronic MAGA parents are at daycare or school in the future.

No, Money Down!

Some people are always on the lookout for a new client.