OMG

I’ve read some of the other stories since the Philadelphia Starbucks debacle. PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR FELLOW WHITE FOLK: BLACK PEOPLE DOING LEGAL THINGS, LIKE SLEEPING OR COOKING OR EXISTING, IS NOT ILLEGAL. STOP WITH THIS SHIT.

Well she can start fulfilling her promise of no more torture by never wearing that dress again.

Calling it now: She doesn’t get the Democratic nomination, runs as an independent, splits the liberal vote and a Republican barely squeeks into office with 30-35% of the vote total. This scene will probably repeat itself across the country and all of a sudden Democrats and other liberals will find themselves more…

That last one is so on point it hurts...

The president of the United States has not yet shot somebody in the middle of Fifth Avenue without reproach, but summer has just begun. Who knows what the future holds.

And I’m not getting excited until he actually suffers a consequence BEFORE MY VERY EYES.

I think it’s fairly obvious that trump’s lawyers leaked the list in an attempt to discredit Mueller’s investigation. Trump’s tweet is what I’d call a strong indication that this is the case.

Trump’s “physical strength and stamina are extraordinary”

If they’re worried about parasites, why isn’t Trump the one in quarantine?

Get a fucking job and pay your own bills. Oh! Nobody will hire you?

Baby Boomers are insane. 

“I just feel so blessed that God has finally answered all of our prayers, that this monster would eventually be put behind bars,” she told the Times.

And yet police can’t catch naked gunmen.

So Donald Trump is either incredibly stupid or amazingly racist.

I can think of no more fitting place to ship your feces than to Alabama.

So this is the engineering fraternity? And they thought it was a good idea to not only haze, and be racist while hazing, but film it as well?

He’s an old white dude in a deep red state with an R next to his name?

the city of Memphis sold two public parks to a private non-profit, in order to legally take down two Confederate statues. monuments to traitors who should have been hung and left to rot until the crows had picked the last of their putrid flesh from their bones.

Nearly wrote “Florida Man” about five times while putting this together.