In times like this he’ll seek advice from history and follow in the footsteps of his favorite US president, Andrew Jackson.

This is the shit 45 enabled.

A scenario I’m rooting for:

As awful as the pardon is, it’s nothing compared to the fact a grown man goes by the name “Scooter”

If Donald Trump fires Mueller he’ll...look really guilty (He’s looked really guilty for about 40 years now, guys) and nothing will come of it.

He’s going to do it because the people who would tell him not to are either gone or marginalized. One morning, Fox & Friends will tell him to, and he’ll do it. And then holy hell will rain down. And then he’ll fire Sessions, just because. And then he’ll get the solicitor general, Noel Francisco, to fire Mueller. And…

“I never even wanted this fucking job.”

Blizzard should just scrap OWL at this point tbh. Literally every week we find out another player is a garbage human being, clearly there is either something wrong with their screening process or something wrong with the general population of OW players.

Even Trump in his dementia knows the right is looking at big trouble in November. So the GOP is going to crank up the xenophobia to 11 and make sure the Ministry of Propaganda...sorry...Fox News covers every bit of it to keep the lumpen base rabid. Doesn’t matter on how much money is pissed away on troops and…

That shit is so Trump. Anything gold is good, even if it’s the laziest shit you’ve ever seen. Gold! Shiny!

“Please keep making me money”

Trump is jealous of Bezos that’s all it’s about.

I wonder if Americans have some sort of condition where they must say the words “Free Speech” every 30 minutes or so? That is the only reason I can think of why it literally shows up in every discussion, no matter how irrelevant it is.

Religion.

Have you met and spoken with the MAGA crowd?

No, it’s just more of the tacky ‘offense marketing’ these guys do. Point out that feminists will hate your game, or SJWs will hate your game (even if no one even noticed your game), get a bunch of knee-jerk sales from dudes desperate to show people how, like, totally galaxy brain they are about women as objects.

Is this a new release that I have to buy again, or is it an update to the existing version?

If only there was an easily grown plant that relaxes people when consumed.

If Trump told me he promises 100% was not going to fire me, my first thought would be, “I’m going to get fired.”

Has every dumpy white male in America worked for this administration? When Trump leaves office, Sears is going to go out of business from the resulting drop in the sale of button-up shirts for egg-shaped adolescents that can be pulled on without unbuttoning the collar.