This isn’t nuts, it’s terrifying. These people are sheep, devoted to the ravings of a madman and incapable of contradictory thought. Holy fucking shit are we fucked.

Legit wondered if this was about being so tired that you fall face-first into a countertop. Your version sounds much less traumatic on the dental work.

As a Detroiter, please kick the fuck out of Kid Rock (Trump would be a bonus).

Uh, that’s a lot of red. Guess this is the installment where the Empire strikes back at Rey and company?

Quit typing during work hours and get back to mopping the Cracker Barrel toilets. Fucking useless Trump voters. Geez, can never get an honest days work out of you lot.

You do realize your speaking to a black man born in America that has worked for Fortune 500 companies & that is currently the managing director at one. I mean I know your dumb ass can’t handle that but try asswad. Now go clean my Mercedes & try not to scratch it this time.

Most JRPG manuals, 2017:

I am in the group that feels you should just leave other people’s dogs alone.

All that acne seems to have infected his tiny brain.

So when it was people you didn’t see personally dying, it was fine? When it was children you didn’t know, you had no problem with it? But now that it’s YOU, suddenly lives effected by gun violence matter?

Everyone needs to get Chicago’s name out of their mouths after mass shootings.

If nothing else, Trump does prove that it’s possible for a human being to survive without a brain or a heart.

Society allows white men to make mistakes. Women and POC not so much. It was never about her emails. Just like how people aren’t really mad at the kneeling for the national anthem. They’re mad that black men are being uppity.

I just want to make a point here: when Trump complains about “respect for the flag” he is not talking about the flag. He is talking about him.

“You can’t quit! I’m firing you!”

New word for the 2018 OED

So how does one become an online psychic?

The red shirt dude...that reaction is four feelings in one face.

I’d actually originally had Venom listed, but rewrote the second paragraph and forgot to include him at that point.

This has been the best season of Rick and Morty so far so way to go ladies.