Melania speaks fluent English? I defer to Randy Rainbow’s deconstruction of her English grammar...

This is the last straw.

Man, they’ll kill us one way or another.

“He is literally the most selfish piece of shit on this planet.”

nothing had been solidified by university officials when Trump announced he would be speaking.

Yeah, I felt this way for pretty much all of last year (wedding was in October). All of the structures and constructed meaning around weddings make it really hard to maintain a sense of what it was that you intended when you started into it. Par example - I’m in my 30's and financially comfortable. I did not need or…

Excellent article. I am getting married and the whole process has me feeling so anxious. Honestly, I feel like I’ve failed as a feminist. I wanted to have a nice celebration with friends and family but it just feels impossible to have any sort of feminist wedding - like the entire tenets and foundation of marriage is…

Hasidic Jews in New York and other religious communities across the country don’t give a shit about that. In fact they would prefer their kid be too dumb to make it in society at large - it’s another reason the kid will remain tied to his/her community and extreme religious beliefs rather than wanting to be a part of…

Fuuuuucking Hasids are so MILITANT about this stuff i hate it. Cmon Judaism is supposed to be about learning and doing research how are you guys so dumb

Screwing over your grandma to own the GOP.

If you think this isn’t already written down in Stephen Miller’s dream journal, I think you’re in for a surprise. 

Hey, class traitor, are you getting paid for defending Amazon on message boards, or just doing it for free?

If your employer openly advertises that it’s going to work you harder, it should probably pay you higher wages.

No, see. This reminds me of the hullabaloo about Cynthia Nixon eating salmon on a cinnamon raisin bagel, and what people are missing is that a slightly sweet bagel against the salt of the bacon and the kick of the jalapeno is actually great. 

According to this article he is Rory Gilmore.

*Seriously. One easy way to get a warning instead of a speeding ticket is to just be polite white and respectful when pulled over...

He has plenty of time to grow into his face, but yes, that is a plain child.

That blue sweater with the spotted puppy is just adorable, I love it! But I think that kid is not so adorable, sorry Louis. 

I don’t see it as shitting on her. Jezebel does regularly point out privilege influences peoples’ lives, and the focus was more on that. The gist being, “Getting your law degree is awesome and commendable, but don’t get defensive when people point out the help you’ve had getting through the process.”

“According to the NYPD, the officer had written the ticket before he noticed Rodriguez was breastfeeding. Without the power to void tickets, he was stuck.”