Have to say, this is the first time in a long time, I’ve read an article that is straight objective facts - love it!

make me the dubai rani

What do we say to the God of Death? I don’t know anything, and I haven’t learned” 

Meryl Streep-As-Anna-Wntour, is this you???

so happy to hear that! while I understand that perusing and reporting on celebrity gossip can take a toll, I’m hear to say that Bobby made my mornings at work so much better with his particular brand of vitriol and hilarity <3 

“Because I feel compelled to bookend all moments of sincerity with jokes” - lmaoooo, great opening line

LMAOOO

HAHAHAHA

Looking at Michelle Obama’s IG makes me so so sad that we now have a cheeto dust filled condom for president

I knew i wasn’t the only one who noticed that centaur cop!

I totally read that as ‘taste’ a cop lmao

I’m all Organic Voluptuousness

Tabasco=pepper based

LOOLLLLLL Leveraged buyouts? What is this? 2006?

The devil wears Prada - Cerulean Monlogue