What polling firm did the NYT hire to help them with this? No, Shit, & Sherlock?

Flash! This just in!

I assume that when you go to the Florida DMV to get your driver’s license, there is the written exam, the behind-the-wheel exam, and the marksmanship exam (range etiquette and gun safety not covered).

The great thing is today you can avoid Tesla and very easily get a superior product.

BMW can’t sell them. It’s too risky. They could be riddled with electrical problems. Why, the turn signals might not even work!

When Hoovie was looking at his Cybertruck with Car Wizard (two YouTube personalities) they discovered that under the hood the window washer was letting washer fluid down into the truck internals.
I wonder if they all have that problem?

FULL REFUND!

How’s that for cotomer sevis?

You know this article is a joke, right?

Ford has better quality control than Tesla.

There are cheap Chinese toys with better quality control.

There are kiddie soap box racers with better quality control than this lemon.

The obvious answer is McLaren F1, considering it still holds the fastest NA production car title some 30 years later. But for me personally it would be the Mitsubishi 3000GT VR4

I think the McLaren F1 is the apex of 90s sports cars, but the best attainable car would be the Mazda RX-7, 3rd Gen. Not the fastest, but what a beauty.

Volvo 850R wagon

Man there are so many choices. Like all the choices.

I feel like I’ve watched an outtake from an incredibly low-budget remake of Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines. That’s not a compliment.

Yeah, but JT isn’t even close to as big as Will was. And JT’s entire thing is very similar to Will’s vibe for a lot of his movies. Man that isn’t completely grown up.

Will Smith and the relationship with his wife(?) have been weird for a long time.  He’s denied being a scientologist, but theres a reason people think hes at least somewhat affiliated with them.  JT’s just an asshole with a drinking problem.

It is a joke to him. Whatever fine or minimal punishment he’ll receive will be a drop in the bucket/minor inconvenience. He can afford any fine, has a few hours between shows to kill for community service (which will be scheduled at his convenience), and I 100% expect them to accommodate his concert because “his fans…

If he keeps making lame jokes about this, it’s going to ruin more than his world tour.