I’d vote for a turnip if it meant preventing Trump’s return to power, but not everyone feels the way I do.

Can we send him up to handle it personally?

The ISS is in a pretty low orbit. It already experiences air drag pretty much by design. If the station stops being maintained and isn’t reboosted it will literally fall out of the sky all on it’s own.

The issue with this is that you don’t get to pick where it reenters. With Earth being a water world the most likely…

He destroyed Twitter. He’s doing a pretty good job destrying Tesla. I bet he can destroy the ISS.

Imagine you push it out into space, and it crashes into a meteor that gets redirected to Earth.

Ummm, thats the only thing he does well.

Unfortunately, he has been pretty good at procreating.

I’m not saying what this person(s) did was right, but part of me definitely understands and appreciates their moxie.

Not all heros wear capes!

This is fucking stupid. As in even back in the 1950's NASA wasn’t causing rocket parts to fall on random towns or places, especially not with hypergolic fuels. 

Ok Florida. You can stick around a bit longer.

“We have reviewed logs and due to the terrain, the accelerator may or may not disengage when the brake is depressed...”

The Flex easily wins over it’s actual platform-mate twin, as well, which was the ungainly looking MKT.

The firebird was usually the better looking...but there were definitely a few instances where it was not.

If you're rich, yeah.

There just is no such thing as consequences...

…Trump said, clearly failing to make the words line up the way he wanted.

Homicides almost *doubled* in DC during the Trump administration.

But if you actually listen to the words coming out of his mouth and remember that presidents didn’t used to speak like this, it’s pretty stunning.

real stable genius