RS6 or tipped over Frigidaire...

With consumer demand dropping fast for the Cybertruck, Elon is going to have massive production capacity and no market. He is going to find a way to make the government buy Teslas as fleet vehicles as a way to “save money” in his role at the Department of Government Efficiency (or whatever they called it). Just look…

Truthfully the tuna can is actually a marvel of engineering compared to the Cybertruck. How many tuna cans are out there right now, just quietly performing the task for which they were designed under all sorts of adverse conditions without failure?

That’s a in insult to tuna cans. This is what you throw a used tuna can into when you’re done with it.

I suspect that they will be official car of the Trump Regime so prices will skyrocket, with special editions like “January 6th’ with pre broken windows and Charlottesville with Tiki Torches in the bed. With the penultimate 47 model with flags and eagles and dead immigrants and orange furry seats with a 600% markup 

Imagine you have $120k to blow on a car. And instead of buying a Range Rover, X7, Escalade, GLS or QX80 you say “yep, I’ll buy a tuna can on wheels”.

My brother in law is exactly one of these people who buys Teslas as investments. He’s in debt and can’t figure out why.

“which might lead one to wonder if they’ve ever purchased a new vehicle before. Or a used one. Or dealt with money at all.”

I won’t shed a tear for any of them.

Flerf pointing at CyberTruck: “See! No curve!”

Even without magnets, the Cybertruck is still pretty polarizing...

The endless comedy from this joke is astounding. It might even surpass Flerfs for most facepalming laughter in my lifetime.

Had the MKT. Basically the Flex’s fancy cousin from the City.

You can give it any label you want, but at its core, the Flex was a *station wagon*. A Country Squire for the new millennium, if you will.

Enthusiasts know that station wagons are good. The general population thinks otherwise, and thus, the failure of the Flex.

Here we have the usual, anti-American Euro F1 snob in their natural habitat. Pretending that European races are fun, while US races are boring.

Exactly. Civil contempt charges are entirely within the judge’s discretion. 

Presidents who follow the law...

Blue Ribbon. Not sure what a riband is, unless maybe you strained your ribs.

The actual RACING at Monaco sucks. It’s ALWAYS been about the pageantry of the city itself. Scrap Monaco and bring back the German Grand Prix. Use the Nurburgring GP track instead of the Hockenheimring for some variety. 

That dude is starting to look like an alien from Men In Black.