Is there anyone in Trump’s orbit whose life has not turned into an upside-down shitstorm? Seems like everyone who sold their souls for him have all wound up bankrupt, in jail, or just general pariahs. FAFO.

All the guy had to do was quietly go into retirement and move on. He’d forever be remembered as the hero mayor of NYC during 9/11 who was the face of a national tragedy unlike anything we’d seen. Showing true grit, moral fiber in the face of comments from Saudi leadership (and the refusal of a $10 million donation…

Seriously? Man the stuff you just can’t make up.

He’s about twelve cylinders short of a V3.

That’s exactly what he deserves...

I know it didn’t happen but I REALLY wish when he came out the car was gone, seized by the court.

You’ve got the East River right there.  Strong currents.  So long fucker.

Jail is too good for that fucking asshole.  

He apparently literally JUST SHOWED UP AT A POLLING STATION IN THIS CAR. He is just out there driving it around.

Not just contempt. I’d think he’s definitely flirting with theft charges at this point. He’s possessing (and hiding) somebody else’s property. Maybe some brave soul with a rented CyberTruck will run him off the road in an act of SWEET VIGILANTE JUSTICE!

Fit him for some concrete overshoes, then take him down to the docks one quiet night.

Leave him a barrel and some suspenders, and that’s it.

I’m always sad that Peter Theil isn’t part of these conversations

Can’t they just throw him in jail with a contempt charge until he complies and turns over every bit of property they know he owns?

Put him in the cell next to Trump.  Save a spot for Elon.

Ok max verCrashen, everyone but you is cheating.

Deport him. And nationalize the businesses he has built on false grounds - proceeds of a crime and all that.

This is all theoretical. Realistically, the bar to revoke citizenship is incredibly high and has to go thru a federal judge. DHS has their hands tied, something like that is not decided in a USCIS office.

In his case, I’m entirely in favor of using a legal measure that Elon’s new best buddy likes so much. Namely, deportation.

Every accusation is a confession.