I don’t think speed is even that much of an issue. You go 90mph in the left lane on a clear sky, smooth hwy, what is the likelihood of you just randomly loosing control and crashing into something by yourself? It’s the normie who can’t wait to cut someone off in spectacular fashion, who can’t judge speed and distance…

Only as fast as the tire technology can support.

He made it gold, dude wants to crow over the plebs. He just didn’t count on there being so many of them.

I dunno man, at this point getting the official Tesla attention machine is a pretty tacit endorsement of Musk and his attitudes. He wrapped it in gold. He clearly wants the attention, but he thought it was going to be of the positive ilk. Turns out he was wrong.

Ahhhh yes, buying one of the ugliest and most obnoxious cars, wrapping it in the most obnoxious color possible, then putting a FAT QR code on the back doesn’t make him a huge attention seeker. He’s just upset about the type of attention he’s getting lol suck it up buttercup. Actions and decisions have consequences.…

Meh, fuck this guy.

Guy wanted a truck that would get him attention.  He got it.  More at 11.

I hate Nazi Musk as much as the next dude, and I dislike CyberTurds plenty, but people suck if they thinking harassing a person over their purchase is even remotely close to acceptable. He wanted attention, clearly, but any hate he gets should be limited to his ostentatious choices, not his barely tenable association…

If you bought a Cybertruck, you bought it with the full understanding of what Elon is. It wasn’t because it was the only truck you could afford or the only electric truck available, you did it as a lifestyle statement. Fair for people to respond in kind. Surprised more aren’t being vandalized.

Fuck him and the swasticar he rode in on.

WTF

then had it wrapped in bright gold–he was definitely looking for attention

Methinks cowboy doth protest too much. You buy that Cyberjunk and wrap it gold foil because you want to attract attention and make a statement.

I think the Tesla would have exploded...

The Teslas steer directly into the nearest light pole, to showcase their safety.

Texting while driving. I’m not sure I saw brake lights in all cases.

Meat Bag Bowling Pins is my new band name. Thanks.

All of them guilty: Driving too fast for conditions. 

He’s a rapist, too, if that helps. (Trump, not Drake)

About the president using his power as the owner of beauty pageants to walk into rooms of naked teenagers? Or Drake grooming young girls? Both are widely reported.