Up next: attempting to outlaw rainbows after storms pass, or at least to make it illegal to look at or comment upon them.

The more he goes out of his way to pwn the LGBTQ community, the more I think his internet history is nothing but gay porn.

It doesn’t take much grey matter between your ears to come to the conclusion that this is the governor-and-one-time-presidential-candidate’s way of preventing many of the state’s bridges from their traditional presentation of rainbow colors during June’s Pride Month.

Well, the new “don’t say climate change” law bans gas appliance bans and offshore wind turbines and increases the usage of fossil fuels, so he’s “solving” the crisis by ensuring Florida sinks into the sea as fast possible. He’s like the captain of the Titanic, but aiming directly at the centre of the iceberg.

He knows what issues Floridians really care about!

Orwell was right.

My car insurance went up 40% when I renewed this month. Clean driving record for the last 15 years. Home insurance went up 30% last year, never filed a claim. So glad our governor is addressing the out of control cost of living! No wait, he’s changing bridge colors and banning lab grown meat. 

the far right has made the word “freedom” not mean freedom anymore. 

I’ll be dead and buried afore I drive on a bridge all lit up in the colors of the French flag! You made a powerful enemy today DeSantis. A powerful enemy.

Is everyone else getting tired of these narcissistic, nationalistic, snowflake, fascists?

SO no green? Safely pass on starboard is dead, apparently.

It seems difficult to comprehend someone being offended by the colors of a bridge, and to hide such a clearly hateful mandate behind the auspices of love of country is despicable

Now, the Tesla boss has been forced to admit defeat once again as no new Tesla’s will ship with support for Steam games on their infotainment systems.

Elon Musk Breaks Another Promise

There’s no rationalizing with a person who thinks it infringes on their freedom to wear a helmet. That’s a stupid person but you still won’t be able to out think them. I live in upstate NY and we’re not far from NH, so we get a decent amount of guys with no helmets getting “harassed” when they get to NY. Their…

Too generic. Needs to have a gory image of a biker with the brains spilled out on the road. But otherwise I like where your head is.

Have Kid Rock wear one on the back of a CyberTruck waving an American flag?

Because Americans are so good at obeying laws.

Let insurance sort it out? Require a submission of a receipt and serial number to insurance companies to get a “discount” and then if you are found not wearing it at the time of an incident, allow the insurance company to deny bodily harm claims.