And nothing of value was lost that fucking day.

Sigh... Houston C&C used to be a mile from my house. While the organizers tend to be a bit supercar elitist, at least they tried to run a tight ship by hiring off-duty cops and putting up “no burnout signs”. Of course, no matter where they stationed the off-duty cops, the burnout crowd would go 50 feet past and do…

Just wait till they’re like $6-10k. Highschool parking lots at the end of the school day are gonna be deathtraps.

I maintain that the modern Charger/Challenger, Camaro, and Mustang have been the worst things to ever happen to the car hobby. Poorly-built cars with insane horsepower and no way to harness it properly and available for relatively little money. It was never going to end well. 

The clock in my car is set to the correct time, and I didn’t have to change anything.  I just had to wait 8 months.

But that’s the best kind of correct!

Argh, my eyes and my ears! Please call it the correct term, apron, or if you must, ramp is also passable. Tarmac is not the correct term, not even close. Tarmac is a paving material, and not one even used at airports in like 50 years.

Drugs are a helluva thing. That job you mention means getting up and going to work for at least two weeks before that first paycheck arrives in the meantime you aint got no money for drugs.

My grandma would bang around the lid with the handle of a butter knife.

This whole situation is the most comically nerdy thing ever.

Did they try banging the cannister upside-down on the counter a couple times, then covering it with a towel before twisting the lid?  

Audi alternative facts...

What Audi and their dealers heard you say:

I am an Audi customer. I currently drive one, and I have another on order. I do NOT want subscription features. 

Audi lies.

Did the dealer tack on hidden fees and protection services to the 100K?

$65k in your pocket or a giant, gas guzzling, depreciating asset with limited utility. Gee, what a tough choice.

“NASA really out here telling kids to stop dreaming and instead engrave their name on a tiny plate,”

I think this is a case of sample size distorting the data. Ferrari has 6 models, 2 of which are hybrid and they are their volume models.  

Sure they are.