“They’re like 8 foot, 9 feet, 10 foot. They look like aliens to us. Big eyes. They have big eyes.”

“Slow Children Ahead”

By the time this thing comes out we’ll all be driving flying cars powered by Mr. Fusion reactors.

These include poor handling and braking due to suspension designs, leaking and excess noise, vibration, and harshness

You mock now, but you’ll be wiping egg off your face while eating crow out of the other side of your mouth when the Cybertruck comes out in 2077!

I know you asked for an explanation to go with our link, but I really don’t think this needs one

If anyone needs support to build a time machine to go back and drop a MOP on this balcony, please post your GoFundMe link

No siree we won’t mark that one up at all, of course that Trucoat and the nitrogen in the tires and the glass etching are all required and add about 18000 to the price

Every time I read a story about bears figuring things out or otherwise gaining access to places that are supposed to be secure - I keep thinking back to that comment by a California park ranger to the effect that the overlap between the smartest bears and the stupidest tourists is significant.

Do you think every time he loses a match, he finds the person’s FB profile and sells their personal data on the darkweb?

Nah, he wasn’t out. I like dunking on him as much as anybody, but he never went limp. I was expecting his guard to start slipping or another sign. Nothing from this angle indicates he had even a brief period of unconsciousness.

Eat shit, boot-licker.

So the consequences are... summary execution by a thug with a badge?!

Ah yes the consequences of driving a scooter on the highway should be instant death penalty by the nearest cop

Everyone knows you don’t bring a moped to an SUV fight.

So you believe the crime of riding a moped on the highway is worthy of possibly getting the death sentence? If that’s the case, go find one hell of a good therapist, cause you are massively fucked in the head.

But I think you don’t actually believe that, and you’re actually just a troll. Prior to this you had no…

Is it surprising that a member of NYC’s number one gang would do something like this? I’m sure their self investigation will reveal no wrongdoing, while the officer involved gets a few weeks of paid time off.

No scooters on the expressway, it’s dangerous you might die... because punishment for scooter on the expressway is death by police cruiser.

Ah, but there’s the rub. The *point* is that there is nothing. And once there’s *something*, it’s harder to say no - then it’s just a race to the bottom. Farm stands become fast food and empty fields become houses. Planning is about more than one parcel of land and this year - it’s the entire region and decades into…

Because if the cops don’t obey the laws, why should we?