That’s just math. And, unfortunately for the U.S. and the world, it didn’t work in our favor.

At least the majority of voters did ...

I believe it was a mistake, and that you meant “gold”, but this still works: “old is the traditional gift for a 50th anniversary”. As I’m approaching my 40th this year, old is definitely a part of it!

Bedded the Tesla

Considering the predominant color, I go for “Vanny White”.

Well, even if it’s had a hard life, it’s still a decent camera. I don’t GoPro, so I don’t know about their quality, especially in a screencap. I’m just a die hard camera fan, back to SLR film days. I still have my first, bought in 1976.

Love your “In the Jungle” picture. That is gorgeous!

Don’t forget your red Swingline stapler!

Thank you! Was going to bring this up, but not nearly as eloquently as you have!

“underappreciated highway leviathans” ... Torch is waxing poetic today!

Well there is that ... I should have specified “flat”. I didn’t think of that as I usually have a shell on my truck, so, no spoiler effect.

That picture makes me want to grab that thing, with a paper towel because stink bug, and flush it! I hate those things, and they are all over in their season. This year, I’m making one of the 2 liter soda bottle traps.

A short bed cannot carry 4' x 8' sheets with the tailgate up. This allows you to carry those with the stop up.

As a career accountant, I thought you should know about my 6 speed manual A5, which followed by 5 speed manual 9-3 Viggen.

What I learned as a certified soccer referee in the youth leagues was how many coaches didn’t know the Laws of the Game. There were only 17, the first 5 or so didn’t matter (size of field, size of ball, etc.), but they didn’t know what they were talking about.

Now put 10 or so cars out there. Awesome race!

Ooh, can I tap it and get syrup?

What kind of tree?

I would counter with a beige Camry ... but you’ve probably never seen one. See! Exactly my point!

I thought of those, but that will have to come several states down the line after we’ve made some loot.