Do it with an enclosed trailer for your car. Keep it out of sight.

Hey! I wear contacts!

Oh come on now! At least have them fax the check!

Very good! I realize they are very different models, but I always kind of wanted one of the Fox-body Capris. Have fun with the project, and more fun when it’s done!

Really! Unless you have a job where you have weekends off, those wouldn’t be any fun!

I wouldn’t buy those ... they are only a lot of fun from during daytime on weekdays, leaves out having fun on Saturday and Sunday ...

I get what you are saying, but, as an accountant, a down payment is not part of the price. It’s part of how it’s paid for. I wouldn’t do business with any dealer that played those types of games.

Well, that’s very mature. You know nothing about me, my background, my experience.

Well, that’s very mature. You’re still wrong. This was not advertising, they were not advertising their ability to sell lots of cars, just bragging on what they have sold.

That’s where I am. Big whoop!

Did you want to actually point to a clause that supports your contention? What they are doing is not advertising. They are not making a claim about what a product can do.

Nope. If I have a private business, I can say anything I want about sales, number of employees, number of customers, etc., and no one else has any right to look at any of my records.

I’m not following how he would have any right to look at any records from that dealership. Their sales records are none of his business.

I don’t know. A coworker told me about going to a Chinese restaurant years ago that just had new menus printed. When he pointed out to the waiter a menu item, the waiter said it was very good. What it actually said was, “Human Beef”.

“Men start from further up the shoot” ... I believe you mean “chute”. 

I used to love their April Fool’s issues. Testing a locomotive (handled AIOR - as if on rails), the Shuttle crawler transporter, and many others.

No fooling. I’ve bought my new cars ... now sticking to used.

You misread the article ... “I got a vehicle that has now depreciated, according to Kelley Blue Book, around $2,600". It isn’t worth $2,600, it went down $2,600. 

I have three grown and wonderful kids. I was always very involved in their lives and we had great times while they were growing up. I now have 3+ grandkids and love seeing them as much as I can.

Agreed. But forcing it will never work as kids see right through that.