In true Jalop fashion, I’m going to use a Viper V-10 as my starter ...

I just want the engine(s) ...

Thank god!

You are assuming this guy’s father didn’t say that, and it had a lasting impression on the impressionable youth.

Princess?? It’s Prince Herbert!! ...

Not sure how saying “... less than 01mpg.” is any better ...

In this case, I think they are “pre-responders”, or participating responders.

We just called it “spoon fudge” ... can’t let something like that go to waste!

Okay ... now let me clear out some space in my shop ...

Not surprising considering the FIA is led by “one term only” Jean Todt, who just won his third term running unopposed ...

Can I have a sports prototype instead? Say, a Porsche 962 or GT1?

Well, except that F1 cars do have power steering, and their clutches are actuated with a hand control, often on the backside of the steering wheel. Other than starting the race, or leaving the pits, they don’t use the clutch as the shifts are all done hydraulically.

Reminds me of my brother who turned his Vega into a convertible in the same manner ... well, almost. He had the advantage of power tools!

When my kids were young, I was a certified referee. As long as the sidelines were positive, I didn’t care how loud they got. If it went downhill, then I’d step in.

Is that what the Grinch suffered from?

All the active suspension and such presented a problem with failure. If the cars were going so fast with it, and it failed, they could crash catastrophically.

Re: No. 5 - I can’t find it online, but I recall that there at least “was” a rule covering that. Someone (I think it was Hamilton) was penalized for this a few years ago.

Because eduhteen!

Subaru, with symmetrical all-wheel drive and asymmetrical cup/bottle holders.

Actually, it’s “Counsel” when it’s a person.