It seems a bit unfair to blame Depp personally.

Uh, if you're going to treat them like a man, you probably will grip their hand too hard. It's a thing that some guys do for some reason (read: masculine display of strength and dominance).

I was going to applaud this satire but then became less convinced it was satire as the comment went on...

I feel like it should be legally obliged that all papers such as this start with "but remember kids, none of this is necessarily inherent. It could be learned or socialised behaviour. Now, onto the nonsense:"

...That seems like an odd criticism [that they're all Reform Jews]. Is that a bad thing?

Allegedly, nobody in the world has ever seen so many uses of the word allegedly. Although allegedly, you did use the word "supposedly" instead at one point.

Eh, I happily call them out for double standards but this isn't a particularly egregious example.

Yeah, I didn't think that was consistent. Wouldn't darker nipples be more likely to show through light fabric? It makes me think this whole thing might be a little bit made-up. One would hope anyway.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuugh...ugh..uugh...[dies]"

I would've thought it was even easier to fire people in Texas, even if it was for them being racist.

Whereas Hinduism is this little religion that nobody follows and doesn't have aaaaaaaany power in India.

What confuses me is how many people this decision had to get past without anyone going "Hang on, wait a second... this is cool, right?"

Saying "called out for" instead of "accused of" makes it look very much like you agree with it.

What are people from South Asia called then?

People used to think the opposite i.e. that women were sexual creatures who couldn't control themselves and only men could. I would think that suggests you are wrong. Not that I'm taking you seriously but someone who's tempted to read your comment to the end might find that interesting.

It is a real disease that's transmitted by mosquitoes.

Do people not say 'Oriental' in the US? It's not that uncommon in the UK. Didn't know it was offensive. It's sometimes used to mean "East Asian" as opposed to South Asian i.e. from the Indian subcontinent.

Yellow fever is an actual disease too:

...Yeah, I'm going to have to say that you shouldn't talk about the social implications of having a small dick if you have no idea what it's actually like. The seriousness of the insult is obviously lessened by the totally ridiculous context in which it was said, but it's one of the more insulting things you can say…

...Seriously? It was a joke about the prevalence of naked children in fountain sculptures. That's all.