To monetize her fame?

Noid obituary

My OB recommended that I use Dermaplast spray for the first few days. I had quite a lot of stitches and I feel like it saved my sanity. In fact, I became such a convert that I just keep it on hand for everyday emergency situations.

Girl. Guuurrrlllll. I am not a marriage counselor, by any means. But sweetie, you gotta go. Whether he’s got repressed jealousy issues, or on something you have no privy knowledge of, or is psychologically compromised in such a way that he could be compromised by an outside (demonic?) force, you cannot abide with…

Kim Kardashian referencing the sunken place made my brain reel. And spit.

I just want to say that I am poly by nature, but in a monogamous relationship because that’s what my other is comfortable with and I’m okay with it. If I can be a poly person in a mono relationship, I don’t see why Nola can’t be a poly person currently in non-monogamous relationships. The relationships don’t define…

I have done this. People got irrationally angry over it. Like, really offended. It’s not something I recommend unless your blasé is on point.

Or Gravy!

“As I have stated before, the incident with Terence Crutcher was a tragedy for everyone involved, and I am sorry he lost his life,” she wrote.

My unfunny guess is that the mattresses were discarded from nearby hotels due to being soaked in period blood. Womp womp.

Recently-fed lizard belly is all I see

This? Is AWFUL. There is nothing good going on here. Poor girl should thank her stars that TLo won’t clock her cuz she’d be torn to a shred.

Pretty sure presidents aren’t allowed to pardon themselves :\

I’m not this friendly with my friends, but to each their own... ;)

Not only that, but it contains a couple of cases filled with pure, sweet shade. Balm for the soul.

This is what I imagine re: Bey v Kim...

Debbie’s death is sad, but at least I can understand it. My daughter binds me to this earth and, if anything were to take her off of it, I’d not be sticking around.

Good god. Is that what you’re in it for: someone to change your diapers for free? Well, I hope you get what you pay for.

or Mido Hamada... *fans self*