I am amazed by your patience and willingness to keep trying to get some of these commenters to realize how flawed and downright destructive their arguments are. I’m up late sad and sleepless, and really shouldn’t have been reading that shit in my current emotional state... but I followed through to the end of your…

That’s a pot leaf and you’re not fooling anybody ;)

I feel like there is an element of shade in the Grace Jones case, though not what was addressed. You know who DOES sparkle it up in Vegas on the regular? Britney Spears (who is not mentioned). Hmm.

“expected the C.A. to be something crazy awesome”

Not saying that this is a tactic I would use as a parent. This is what I would do in an awkward social situation with no backup and/or while waiting for proper backup to appear. I have more notes for 1. no backup (parent) appears 2. backup (parent) is a traitor to your cause.

I’m not even about to criticize how you handled the situation; there’s no manual for this particular bullshit. As the mother of a (now 14yr old) beautiful beast, I feel qualified to say: kids are gross. They will make you feel gross, too, if it suits their purposes. The best defense is playing offence. If a similar…

Poor Bob, he must have been young. Everyone knows that they want you to pick the goat. Clearly, the only proper response is to look the man very directly in the eye and speak in a nonchalant yet emotionless tone. “Kill the human.”

I hear you sister. If you were in my neighborhood, I’d buy you a beverage.

"You don't understand my hair" is a legitimate statement (though not an excuse). On the other hand, however, if her hairdo of choice required round-the-clock salon level maintenance, I'd wager a guess that she didn't either.

You need to fix your link. That said, I saw where it was heading and checked it out. Is cute and relatively inexpensive, so thumbs up to you. Do you make fascinators as well?

In my imagination, the Famous Corporation met behind Rushmore a couple of years ago & decided that America'd never elect a Weiner to POTUS. They then told Weiner to sacrifice his career by waving his sword around (literally) and falling on it (metaphorically), clearing a path for Huma. With the sympathies and votes of…