Or she has the eyes of the world watching so she can get away safely from him. I am not quick to judge a woman getting away from a violent man. 

A circular firing squad is always glorious.

Horribly the most moral and patriotic thing Dr Fauci can do is kiss Trump’s ass however he likes so he doesn’t get fired and replaced with a yes-man whose main concern is how to hide the mass graves. And he seems to know it.

Can we just fast forward in time to whenever Stacey Abrams is president?

Don’t get any avocado though because that will prove it’s your own fault you can’t pay a $7,500 deductible.

Obama liked to use the quote: “The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice.” I don’t think this is true. I think the arc of the universe bends towards comfort. The one constant you can say about human civilization is that it’s always more comfortable to be alive today than it was yesterday. And…

One fine morning...we overcame! Some women got some justice.

And this is what the Republicans want you to think.

The US has always been selective about which countries it chooses to police.

I was more mad about the dead animals, mostly because I think you’ve got the storytelling purposes twisted.

Look, I’m all for that seems simple on its face, because some of the most shit-talked pieces of art that you can think of are far more complex than most people appreciate.

Jackson Pollock’s drip paintings are based upon a type of repetitive mathematical pattern called fractals, to such an extent that they are some of t…

Something definitely shot out the last time I visited a Waffle House.

I’ve always maintained an open bar is a basic aspect of the social compact -- by definition, at least half of the people at your wedding do not want to be there, and I’d say at least 25% don’t know who you are. But they put on a tie/dress, so you get them drunk for free. That’s pretty basic social politeness.

(while I’m making rules, if you’re requiring people to wear heels you want to continue to participate in society without being branded as a pariah, you are not allowed to have a cash bar)

Yeah well “back in my day” as one aged they also accumulated experience and wisdom, so they had something to add to the conversation as old folks.

And the real kicker is that he probably doesn’t really care all too much about the LGBT community in either a positive or negative sense. I’m sure he has gay or lesbian friends, and likely hasn’t spent one second of his life stomping around fuming about gay sex practices or the “homosexual agenda”. I have no idea what…

Bigotry with a hug is still bigotry.

Ellen, GWB tried to put an anti-LGBT amendment in the Constitution because he was antsy about not getting a second term and needed to fire up the base. As in, he literally believed you and your wife weren’t entitled to the rights he has, which laid the foundation for Trump to win now.

...doesn’t look like it.

Alternative theory: he grew the fuck up.