Turn leftover candy corn into homemade ice cream and everybody’s happy

How did you know??? Are you a spy?

Right? Those would be amazing. (I may have also just ordered skull ice cube molds about a half an hour ago).

I would also like to wish everyone at the Takeout a happy holidays.

Sounds like it should be hitting the bins at your local Dollar Tree/Poundstretcher/Eurotrash store any day now

Thank you, thank you For not making this a slide show!

I always start my chocolate bunnies at the bottom and work my way up; I call it “going ass-to-mouth.” People look at me weird, but, hey! I just like saving the ears for last.

I’ve fantasized about making cassoulet ever since having it at a local French place on a winter’s day. May invest in the D’artagnan kit as a Julian New year’s gift.

This is the right answer. Works like a charm. And to say the taste isn’t for everybody is quite possibly the understatement of the year.

Ah digestifs! I remember arguing about this at the German Oak.

You can feel your arteries clogging with every bite.

Hey, who among us hasn’t sat at a parent or grandparent’s knee as they regaled us with tales of shaping the strategic environment?

2020 was not the year of faux meat

Joke’s on you! I already feel like I’ve accomplished nothing in my life.

I would think an answer like “I have become highly proficient at hitchhiking” would be appropriate too.

A Chik-fil-A just opened in my city. Since I’m not willing to wait 5 hours in line for a chicken sandwich I haven’t had the opportunity to test it out yet. The fact that some people ARE willing to wait in their cars, blocking lanes of traffic, for 5+ hours to get fast food chicken befuddles the fuck out of me. 

Now if you had said Lance Stroll had never been to Timmy’s that would be a scandal. 

Ah yes, the vague comment where you are not sure if you found the sexual assault supporter or if they are just bitching about Jalopnik grammar.

Again, The Takeout reminds us of what makes this country truly great. Immigrants who left everything behind to start over in a new country and make that country better. Some built bridges, some built subways, some cleaned, some repaired. Still more gave us wonderful things to eat. I had not heard of this marvelous…