Fake meats. Just be vegan, or don’t be.

50% of the disaster is the drink, the other 50% is going to Applebee’s in the first place.

Old Bay Doritos it is, then.

Built in sous vide is dumb. Very few people will sue it often enough to justify the waste of space.

A fireplace, a couch and two overstuffed armchairs and a higher but not table height coffee type table as the eat-in area. A clawfoot tub. A conservatory overlooking a traditional English kitchen garden. Fuck it - add a bed and a WC and I don’t need the rest of the house.

YOU MONSTER don’t give them any ideas.

My youngest son went through a Five Nights at Freddy’s phase a couple of years back. Some of the longest months of my life. 

5 slices? He just wasn’t that hungry. 

At least you hope it’s fish, not the diced up souls of the eternally damned.

Okay, so you lot over there won’t know much about Lucas and his telly history - but put it this way: when he was announced as the host of GBBO, a lot of people were, well, sort of revolted by the decision. He’s more well-known for being part of the “comedy” duo that created Little Britain (one of the less-illustrious…

Been saying that for ages. Gal Gadot is not a good actor. She works in the Wonder Woman role as a woman out of place, who doesn’t quite fit in with the modern world. But in any other role she’s doing the exact same thing and it just doesn’t work.

After WW1984, its probably a mercy on us all.

Living in a van down by the river.

Texans?

My favorite part of going to Applebee’s with my family as a kid was always the Hitler documentaries they had on the TVs

They were included as a bonus gift when you bought the Canyonero.

Unless it’s being asked in the 16th Century.

Let’s all hope he accomplishes that amazing feat!

Oh, dear, I’ve been mutilated!

If werewolves are fictional then how come I keep seeing them at Trader Vic’s, Lee Ho Fook’s, and Kent?