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Getting high isn’t a personality. Sorry.

People who do drugs are dull. 

I shouldn’t, but star anyway.

Erik, as far as I’m concerned this is the best damn article you’ve written here, and not by a small amount. You found a topic that every gearhead has an opinion about, found an interesting interviewee who was willing to talk about it, and then you just let him talk and wove a story around the quotes. I’m not sure I… Read more

I would be worried about using PB blaster on any of your fleet. If it does its job and dissolves all the rust you might be left with nothing but four tires, a puddle of engine coolant and some windows on the ground. 

Those vodka fairies are evil.   

Agreed 100%. I bought them once - never again. I’d be Augustus Gloop in about a week.

My wife says it’s doing it wrong...

He only apologized because his publicist told him too. 

Thanks, I hate it.

*looks up to see who’s sick, sees it’s dustin diamond. Goes back to what she was doing*

Well, Giri/Haji was awesome, so that’s promising.

She has a darn solid discography of her own.

Probably tripping balls 

Keeping eye contact... he’s a better man than me.

We bought one of those cheap $20 bidet attachments and I swear to god my asshole knows when I’m far from home because it’s the only place it likes to shit. Read more

Gonna paint yer wagon Read more

Flying Saucers are great! Though it is a short-lived experience. And yes they were better when you got a handful for a farthing.

Looks like it’s cold in that jam space: somebody’s turkeys are done.